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Freak Demotivational Poster


TAGS: geek nerd douchebag freak cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
but zip up your fly first!

FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.

TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?

HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition

TAGS: go out and get a freaking job
Rating: 3.85/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:45 pm
and then I'll still tell them to bend over so I can kick them in the ass with climbing boots and crampons... You are my new idol... All hail The epic Logic!
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
And to all these mesely fucks that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:37 pm
Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this...
5butjam - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 5:06 am
This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
If it's sex, ye gotta have sex with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Airman - January 12, 2010, 6:35 pm
congrats LD.. where's the after award party?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats
LogicDude - January 12, 2010, 5:35 pm
WOOHOOOOO! Thanks Bone - and the Academy - Jesus - my Agent - and all the Timmys that made me try that much harder.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 1:14 pm
Congrats LogicDude on another HOF'er
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 4:53 am
Bump for being two away from HoF
aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
the flo chart has a never ending loop problem
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
And the part about pretending to be a good person for a year will make you one? Genius. Sure works with politicians. Oh wait.
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 4:59 pm
...How about I stick to the job I have that I actually like, and disregard the rest of this shit? I mean, how more masochistic can you get? Keep 'loving' some chick (which you practically won through gifts due to your desperation) despite everything? Wow
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:39 pm

suc? I think that is suck....er such. Thanks - I will leave a big tim...and a new submission in the Q just for AK
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:36 pm
It comes with a side of unfunny mustard dressing, but since you're suc a valued member here... sure, low cal ranch for rerun.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
So.... 80% of the people that throw stuff in my approval Q have aspergers too? ...I know I whine about it all the time! I just hope people feel sorry for me and start to put some effort in!
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:32 pm

Hey Ag, can I get some low cal ranch on that salad?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:25 pm
anonymous... did you even read this thing? If so, you clearly do have Asparagusberg lettuce syndrome... because your ability to comprehend humor is absent.
anonymous - October 10, 2009, 8:50 pm
I find this offensive. I have Aspergers syndrome and I'm not wasting my life away. Plus those ARE real diseases. They just affect the brain.
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do people not realize we can see whatever names they've used, or was that just a failed joke?
Lolness - September 16, 2009, 2:31 pm
Lol Hahaha
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 2:21 pm
rivers - September 16, 2009, 1:59 pm
guy below me you are so right. who ever made this is fucking gay
Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy - September 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
the guy who made this is obviously the faggot that sits inside all day and does nothing but make stupid shit like this
whatever - September 7, 2009, 2:30 pm
go skinny dipping, travel, or even read a f*cking book. you can get laid without using any time consuming plans, it's in your DNA, use it. besides, there's more in life than giving it in the pooper.
BadassHardcoreInternetToughGuy - August 31, 2009, 9:09 am
Alpha male = a doormat who hates his life. Gotcha.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm imagining the guy writing down all that: "Do this... blablabla... Then this... blablabla... girls are that so you have to do this... blablabla... LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMY!!... do this... blablabla.. You're a loser and I'm not... blablabla..."
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:22 pm
Hey, I'm not Big Bry, but someone I work with might be...
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:19 pm
That was awesome. Simply awesome. I wish I could post this at the prison I work at.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
btw that was a joke.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
i hate people who hate people wu dont spell chek.
Robert - August 27, 2009, 3:44 pm
We should go sarging LogicDude :D
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:48 pm
I hate people who don't bother to spell check.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 9:47 pm
Looks like LD hit the nail on the head for ryan!
ryan - August 26, 2009, 9:43 pm
i hate people who think they haev the answers to evertthing.
Oh c'mon! - August 26, 2009, 7:45 pm
Pretty extreme generalization, but this seems geared toward internet losers from 4chan as oppoosed to real life people.
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
I bet he looks just like Jalford, dreamy! (crap, just threw up in my mouth)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned I had a GF then...hope that didn't scare him off! He sounds keen!
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Woot, congratulations Logic!!! You ROCK!!! Psst, I think Lame likes you.
MO - August 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
All right! That's enough of that shit. That's two seperate Timmys bashing the hell out of two Greybeards in less than an hour. WTF? Liam and Freestyler? You had better think twice about any future negative posts.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:15 pm
You're ALMOST right Lame, ummm Liam? Matt? Anyway...I'm still with my FIRST GF! Yup! Been emailing her over the net for a whole WEEK now! I think she's almost ready to type the "L" word!
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
You basically just exposed the entirety of your dismal existence to millions of strangers over the internet whether you realized it or not.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:08 pm
I'll take a wild guess that you're a 35 year old tech support guy that just moved out of his mothers basement and just recently started dating his second girlfriend ever so he thinks he has everything figured out and his world is in complete balance.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Make rash generalizations of other peoples lives and how they can fix them based on personal experiences you've had in your own pathetic life. That's how you fail at life.
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I don't know, you might a bigger explanation than this. lol
Spangle - August 25, 2009, 6:14 pm
this took me half a fucking hour to read -.-
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 4:15 pm
ok, looking around.(Hoping nobody can see who is behind him now.)
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 10:07 am
Holy F#@k that was awesome. Dude did you find this somewhere or make it up yourself? I don't think I can keep my paper hat anymore. HEY! rico1845 here's my paper hat and keys your the boss now. F#@k this place I am going to get a girl!! Mom I'm movin.
eh - August 25, 2009, 10:05 am
I need a super large printer so I can print this and post it up in my bedroom... need to buy a superlarge printer... need money... need to go get a job...
rico1845 - August 25, 2009, 8:48 am
wow...now if it didn't have all of the cursing, you could use that as a motivational speaker lol
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 5:23 am
wow... just wow. after taking all that in, im gonna go sit in the corner for a while and think about things. yeah thats what im going to do.
Weapon X - August 25, 2009, 3:06 am
LD...you fucking rock...there's really nothing else to be said about it.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
He cured my nag!
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:49 pm
Dr. Kevorkian is a nice guy...try giving him a call. I'm sure he can help.
LD0ne - August 24, 2009, 8:46 pm
great.. now i'm more depressed then i was before.. god i hate this life
Jas - August 24, 2009, 7:34 pm
Yes - and hilarity for us visitors of the Internet.
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:16 pm
It's the modern-day bible for young male internet addicts.

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.

DAMN YOUR EYES! - Too late.

TAGS: igor freaks frankenstein out
Rating: 3.52/5
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:53 pm
Anonymous = 1

THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.

TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L

BOREDOM - It can lead to this.

TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent

CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-

TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

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Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE FUCK clicked the create button for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're fucked. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?


INTERESTING... - I don't have to guess what he uses that arm for....

THERAPY - It's not always caused by your parents.

TAGS: therapy naked old freaked
Rating: 4.29/5

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steve1961 - May 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
FYI After seeing this pic, the kid's not the only one that's gonna need therapy-ewwwww! ;)
Gamedoc - May 25, 2012, 7:34 am
Contrary to popular belief, the mods don't all share one brain around here. I've had that happen to me too. If it's too graphic, but still funny, send it to motifake after dark.
BoneCD - May 25, 2012, 12:00 am
It's the internet Darlin...they grow up fast.
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:44 pm

And I say this in a spirit of fun and love and sitting-in-a-circle singing Kumbaya. But Dayum!
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:43 pm

Now, WAYDAMINNIT! I submiutted a poster using this photo about a month ago and it was rejected as being too graphic for children. I take it the children in question have gron up now.
rerun - May 24, 2012, 8:57 pm

so true

GENETICS - They don't make em' like the used to

TAGS: freaks and geeks
Rating: 2.37/5

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Anne - November 2, 2008, 7:30 pm
I love Freaks and Geeks.

ACCORDION FREAK - Weird Al Yankovic hooked up with a goth groupie and this was the result ...

TAGS: accordion freak weird al yankovic
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2013, 4:06 am
What's Marilyn Manson doing with an accordion? Heh heh.
Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 5:46 pm
LOLZ I don't know if it is or isn't but I just put "Ross noble accordion" into google image search and my avatar was a top 5 response :)
house - June 13, 2011, 5:28 pm
It looks like him doesn't it. But a younger, skinnier version, the smile and faceial expression are spot on. Must ask him next time i go to one of his shows
Budog - June 13, 2011, 3:25 pm
Who is Ross Noble? Hey, the replacement for Where's Waldo, "Where's Ross Noble?"
Verdeckt - June 13, 2011, 6:15 am
Is that Ross Noble?

THE HUMAN GENE POOL - Needs chlorine

TAGS: piercings freak
Rating: 2.8/5

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Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:15 am
Where's my ACME Magnet!?

MOTHER NATURE - More of a freak than previously believed.

TAGS: nature freak
Rating: 4.63/5

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KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:38 pm


TAGS: love death freak calendar date
Rating: 4.57/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:05 pm
no 5ign of parole

HIS PROBLEM - I don't know what it is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

TAGS: funny humor freak
Rating: 3.87/5

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Someonesomewhere - November 5, 2009, 12:35 pm
Well, if nothing else, he can get a job has a frequent guest on daytime talk shows. (Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...)
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
With hopefully hilarious (for us) consequences.
thekjaksdjf!!!!! - November 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
WTF! knives in your nose?! i understand that many people strive to be different, but that's a whole other level right there! i mean, that kinda shit's dangerous!
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 1:23 am
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Thank you. I try to create images with my words.
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 12:58 am
That's an even more disgusting visualization.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:43 am
I just want to know how he blows his nose if he has a cold. This idiot with a sinus infection has to be a gross sight. Like a glazed donut monster.
lolman - September 16, 2009, 11:31 pm
lol just another wanna-be tribal wanker.. not part of any tribe other than the Try-Hard clan. This is one of those people thats never had a girlfriend, and most likely never will - although a few fags would like the hole in his chin.
spacedog - September 9, 2009, 3:45 pm
...or getting a job, girlfriend, hookers, etc.
LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 3:07 pm
i bet he has problems eating...
ewww - July 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Fucking moron is not hard to pronounce

AFLAC - Before the duck there was The AFLAC hippo. Somehow it wasn't the same...


TAGS: this dog is freakin ugly
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:00 pm
He needs to stop bringing back to Paris.

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST - but they get the best consolation prizes

TAGS: big bang kiss freakin sweeet
Rating: 3.8/5

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Maddness - September 16, 2011, 9:01 am
how can anyone not like this...

FREAK SHOWS - So you can feel good about yourself

BURGER WITH DRINK AND SIDE OF FRIES - Behold the terror in my eyes Let all know that I wear this ring Fear my power BURGER KING!

TAGS: burger king freaky sinerstro green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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GoForthAndDie - February 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Very nice :)

INDIANS - Always doing weird things.

TAGS: indian weird freak crazy stupid forest
Rating: 2.08/5
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:47 am
The same bottom-lip-plate that Africans sometimes have - that's an interesting coincidence. Is the owl alive? Is it attached?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:09 pm
Ok, people? You want mods to approve everything?

INDIVIDUALITY - Always be true to yourself. Unless you're a complete freak, then you should do your best to blend in.



THE FASHION POLICE - Must be on coffee break.

TAGS: fashion police coffee break redneck freaks fat
Rating: 3.61/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:33 am
I refuse to aknowledge that these people willingly clothed themselves in these outfits...... I know I'm no Fashion Nazi, but I still like being able to sleep at night.........
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 7:37 am
the worst >> points at the picture in question . altho i have seen things at a WM that would give even Cubby/pedobear nightmares *hence the drinking of the strongest booze in Trek history*
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 7:34 am
some one call the Klingons i think i ran out of bloodwine >__> (i need to be drunk, dagnabbit). best part about WM, going to the frozen section @ 4 am and seeing all the sexy strippers in the Frozen aisles . True story
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 2:50 pm
That site is disturbing
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:29 am
I love the People Of Walmart site.

C'MON MAN - Be easy on the freaks. They're not smart enough to understand English.

TAGS: freaks
Rating: 3.14/5

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JAZZ HANDS - feeling down? have a rave! (with this guy!)

AND NOW - I won't be sleeping for a couple days...

OH MY GOD - The Quiznos Beast is back. Nothing can save us now.

TAGS: quiznos freaky rat thing bowler hat
Rating: 2.17/5

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lightquake - December 27, 2009, 12:52 pm
I prefer Quiznos Beast.
Cloudchaser - December 26, 2009, 11:37 pm
They're called spongmonkeys by their creator rathergood.com youtube/user/rathergoodstuff

DIGITAL REMASTERING - Not always surefire.

TAGS: jabba the freaking hutt
Rating: 4.29/5

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Bob D. Sailor - February 15, 2010, 11:35 pm
Instant favorite!!! 5L.


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


TAGS: freak rubber band man the spinners
Rating: 2.91/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:50 am
This moment brought to you by RULE # 34.
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 6:06 pm
Some things should have never made it to the internet, this is one of them.

GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub

TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

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panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.

A CIGARETTE ROLLED BY A CIGAR - Sometimes rolling a butt is as remarkable as breaking an Olympic record Our so-called freaks make us human in the end


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


TAGS: ballistic freak out wake up wet spot
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Besides, in liberal Oregon.... woman beats you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 2:57 pm
I accidentally typed curtsy when I googled it. And then I got to thinking how uncomfortable it must be with all the duct tape for you... lol
steph1 - February 8, 2011, 9:10 am
sorry - google courtesy!!!
steph1 - February 8, 2011, 9:09 am
@ 5150monkeylove - is that what you would call a "real man"? a real man would have the courtesy to sleep in the wet-spot without any discussions - google coutesy!!! ;-)
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:40 am
If he was any kind of real man, he would rub your nose in it and smack you with a rolled up newspaper. Loved it...5 sloppy Ls

EVEN IN LOVE - Doubt half of what you see And all of what you hear

LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.

TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?

HUMAN BARBIES - You Can Kiss the Doll, But the Doll Ain't Kissin' Back.

TAGS: barbie dolls human sick freak
Rating: 3.78/5

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Swampfox - November 23, 2012, 8:13 am
All of your questions can be answered here. https://www.realdoll.com/
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 6:27 am
Not that I want one for myself, but my friend would like to know where he could get one of these…and are there other things they don’t do back…like talk?....are straps optional?....he’ll have more questions, I’m sure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2012, 4:20 am
It REALLY is. Can you imagine these are the ones that AREN'T strapped down in a padded cell?
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:27 am
Kinda creepy actually.

WHILE I'M DOWN HERE... - As a Professional Astrologer, I See Uranus is in Retrograde


HAD TO DUMP HER - The deafening sound of wind chimes was too distracting during sex.

TAGS: funny humor freak chick
Rating: 2.95/5

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Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:44 pm
Are you sure thats a 'her'? impossible to tell yet there does not appear to be an Adam's Apple. Can you imagine having a snotty nose and a bad cough over all that sh*t in the nose and mouth, phukin gross
WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:01 am
I was going to get a restraining order, but I figured if I carry a strong magnet, she'd be too scared to come near me.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:55 pm
least you dont have to worry about her stalking you either, you could hear her coming a mile off haha. 5L's.
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Muchas grassy ass! High praise from the resident artist.
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 11:18 pm
LOL...5 ting, ting, ting

HELLO KITTY - It's saying "Please Shoot Me" in Japanese

TAGS: freak
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 4:23 pm
Crystal does that too...
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:53 pm
Yeah it does...lol
Claire - January 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
Acid makes you grind your teeth.
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:58 pm
Why do women suck on those pacifiers in discos?

PROGRESS - It's a big step forward from "B*tch lose some weight!"

TAGS: scales with freaky measurement units
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 7:44 pm
and if SHE has feet like that, you better run


TAGS: my wife tells me about her dreams every freakin day
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Sean

Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 10:29 pm
I second both previous comments...
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
not enough Sean around here lately. 5/5 plus pure amsome.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:45 pm
Seedlings, take notes... fave this, and review it when you consider submitting motifakes.


TAGS: it is 2 freaking early
Rating: 4.05/5

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IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 12:32 pm
It's the ghost of two dead chickens.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hilarious! 5L

FREAKIES - Back in the 70's they told us FREAKS were cool... ...that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it!

HEY...ELF GIRL - Wanna make some cookies? What do you mean your not THAT kind of elf? I love your cookies!


TAGS: freakin beauty contest lion
Rating: 3.47/5

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agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:31 pm
Again, conveyed perfectly.

VALENTINES DAY - Not really for everyone...


TAGS: hello these dudes are freakin amsome
Rating: 3.27/5

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CANADA - August 29, 2009, 3:38 pm
hahaha lmao @ sean
Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:33 pm
"Cleanup on aisle three. Cleanup. Aisle three."
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:45 am
How could I have missed this? oh yeah...had my computer set to block all GOATSE...
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:52 am
Ha! I'm with you on that one, Agd.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:48 am
As Sean has so eloquently and empathetically pointed out, nobody can accuse ME of vote rigging.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:46 am
With some of the vote rigging going on, I'd actually be nervous about being in Airman's apartments, anyway. (And that is NOT to infer in any way Airman is doing it - there's 2 others).
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:45 am
Good point. Just noticed "Carpe" is ripping it up at 3.12. fffffffffffffffft!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:41 am
Your great ones, maybe. Oooh, meowwwww. Hiss hisssss.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:38 am
2.9 is the mark of great ones. No?
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:34 am
As god is my witness I thought this one had major hit written all over it. Ah well.
Sean - May 30, 2009, 12:40 am
Oh why didn't they call their little salaciously copraphagic improv: "2 Dudes 1 Cup-A-Soup"? I mean why invite the corporate logo/branding Nazis to the party if you can help it?



THE HUMAN GENE POOL - Needs chlorine

TAGS: onesie freak democrat
Rating: 3.03/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 12:03 pm
I know Ted Nugent lost it, but come on!!!!!!!!!!!
murderblade - December 18, 2008, 1:19 am
Elwood - December 7, 2008, 4:37 am
No, "the pool" needs to be EMPTIED and re-filled.

GOING GREEN - HE'S DOING IT WRONG. And kinda freaking me out too...

DELAYED RESPONSE - Eighteen years ago, Mr and Mrs Johnson prayed for a rubber. This is what they ended up with.

CUBBYBEAR - Even he is scared of THESE Asian chicks.

MOTIFAKE COMMUNITY - Inbreeding opitional, but encouraged

SUBVERSIVE - When Comics Were Comics When Dope Was Dope When Stoned Was Stoned

Chainsaw Alice -

STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below

TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..

basis and fact -

TAGS: drive angry movies nicholas freakin cage
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 11, 2013, 12:55 pm
Really? I didn't remember it coming to theaters, thank God. But that explains a lot.
Cannabal - September 11, 2013, 12:34 pm
Um....it was released. In 2011.


TAGS: appearance makeup piercings freakish
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - August 16, 2013, 9:20 pm

Thank you, Cy. I'll keep them in my sock drawer.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:16 am
5 dead hamsters :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:15 am
I've seen these people. And I know I'm in the wrong time period, so I feel compelled to ask WHO are these freaks?!? WHY are they doing this?
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:29 pm
The phrase ‘mom, whud you do with your hair?’ comes to mind. But then I see him sayin’..,’ I need to go to Walmart but I can't find my pajamas’
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:49 pm

That seldom...?
rerun - August 15, 2013, 7:47 pm

Only about a dozen times a day

lasik surgery -

TAGS: my eye my freakin eye
Rating: 4.5/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:32 pm
Will do
Reality Lord - April 17, 2013, 4:28 pm

nice. can i ask you to drop this over to theshivers.net as well plz :)?

Megan Fox -

Cleanliness -

TAGS: twilight zone ocd clean freaks dust
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:33 am
Far effing out!
falloutghoul - July 22, 2013, 8:29 am
And thus, the mystery is solved! ....Or IS IT?!

Gingers -

IT'S OKAY - We're Greybeards

TAGS: greybeards are not freaks
Rating: 4.17/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 4:23 am
....And why would that be ??
Bob D. Sailor - March 8, 2010, 5:41 pm
Meh, one can hope cant they?
culos - March 8, 2010, 5:14 pm
@Bob - that's prolly only wishful thinking
Bob D. Sailor - March 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
MustyK, I thought you got the Perma-Ban Hammer.


TAGS: freaks internet have a seat for the show
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - January 31, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's bigger than my mohawk
rerun - January 31, 2010, 5:20 pm

I think I know that kid
ICEMAN - January 31, 2010, 4:17 pm
True enough. 5 punks.

PROVERBS - A penny saved is a penny earned. Yeah, but what the heck are you going to do with one freaking penny?

TAGS: who wants a freaking penny
Rating: 3.92/5

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redhdsrbst - March 10, 2011, 10:35 pm
Make a down payment on a piece of penny candy :P


TAGS: circus freaks
Rating: 3.86/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:18 pm
My version...can't say, too many censored words involved...teehee.
twill1962 - January 30, 2013, 9:56 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals -or- People Eat up Talkin' 'bout Animals.

DUDE - I Freakin Told You

TAGS: told you so dude i freakin
Rating: 3.7/5
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 9:39 pm
This made me laugh...hard. 5L

E.T. - Phone Hoooooomme.....

TAGS: et phone home film star trek wars alien freak
Rating: 3.53/5

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rnbw00 - August 1, 2011, 6:55 pm
Those legs go all the way up to her neck. Love them!



TAGS: briton of rose narutarded cross dresser creep freak
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
NOt Quite Indeed.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 9:09 pm
Not quite.

SUICIDE - My only escape now.

TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining bitching complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.

RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON - Has some new competition

JESUS LOVES YOU - ... everybody else thinks you're an asshole.

TAGS: jesus freak
Rating: 2.44/5

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mattb - July 29, 2009, 5:36 pm
false prophet win, 5 lions

PIZZA - With awesomesauce.

AMAZING! - Foam expands to fill screen!

TAGS: fro wierdo freak
Rating: 2.29/5

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NYG - July 30, 2009, 2:56 am
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Asshole - July 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
Look, a Spaceball!

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD - Look at the freaky white trash that just moved in next door ...

TAGS: freaky white trash neighbors
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:52 pm
But that kid's got skills!


FREAKING OUT - Open Your Mind, But Have A Spotter Near By So You Don't Eat Your Brain

SO, THE WATER'S A LITTLE POLLUTED - It's Not Like It's Going To Hurt Anything

TAGS: freakazoid
Rating: 1.5/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:22 pm

CTHULUH - Everyone is Cthuluh's bitch, everyone.

TAGS: bitch cthuluh monster funny freaky etc
Rating: 1.48/5

More motifakes by puffman88

Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:23 am
You're just bitter, because apparently we're all his bitch... or it's bitch... or... oh screw it.
Biff - May 16, 2008, 8:55 pm
It's Cthulhu, but nice try.

I am terror -

Freak Bros. Variation -


TAGS: last word freak humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 1, 2016, 1:02 am
I will have to do a full summary on 'ramblings'. It was fabulous! I still have to finish the f-ing closet though!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 11:32 pm

Yeah, I completely forgot to ask. How was your road trip?
Reality Lord - February 29, 2016, 11:27 pm

dizz...how were the holidays dahlin?
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:16 pm
LOL! The havoc that would create---- LUV this! ^!

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